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Electric Metal presents:
Basically, to be a rivethead you have to be elitist, know you're superior to everyone else and wear huge hippie/raver stomping boots. There are plenty of websites out there (well, 2 at least) which tell you more about what to wear, what to listen to, how to act, etc to be more industrial (try the Insta Rivethead Kit or Industrial 101). We here at Electric Metal are not trying to rip off these sites. However, we feel that budding young rivetheads may require a little more guidance in areas that they might never have considered in order to be truly industrial. Hence we provide you with the following useful guides:
1/ How to industrialise your bedroom
5/ The idiot's guide to industrial music
6/ The Clothes Show: Industrial Fashion
7/ Rivethead Keep Fit: Exercises all Rivetheads should be doing
9/ Successful industrialization - are you *really* industrial?
10/ The Essential Rivethead Dictionary
11/ Baby Rivetheads (or how to raise an industrial child)
12/ The Ministry of the Rivethead - Industrial Religion
Also, we now look more closely at some of the groups of people that might be classed as rivetheads. To begin with:
101 reasons why Skinny Puppy fan[atic]s are unpopular
Finally, for the non rivetheads, we present these useful safety guides on dealing with the species known as the rivethead:
The facts of (rivet) life: 13 things the true rivethead *really* wants you to know
Survival guide: When rivetheads attack - *Now includes our guide to faking being a rivethead*
Disclaimer: This guide is not meant to be taken seriously. Electric Metal and its webmistress cannot be held responsible for the behaviour of dumbasses.
Click here to read my real stance on rivetheads before you start sending me hatemail
All descriptions by fragility_and_decay [who is way more industrial than you so nah ;-)]
Rivethead cartoon by vicious.cycle
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